Challenge #8 - The Blackout Drunk Challenge

Hey!  Do you remember that one time you broke a glass/knocked over a street sign/put a dead squirrel on a car/fell asleep on a stranger's porch/dropped your phone in the toilet/broke into a coal plant/stole the Indiana Jones trilogy on VHS, a light bulb and one shoe from a house party that ran out of beer/peed in public/walked home barefoot/jumped out of a second story window/puked in your weave and/or your college women's soccer team's goalie's gym bag?  Or you thought it was a good idea to drink that much Boone's Wine Product/Mad Dog/Green Apple Pucker/UV Vodka/Milwaukee's Best/Peppermint Schnapps/$5 champagne/H2Amigo/Blatz/PBR etc.?  Or you overdid it playing Flip Cup/Drinko/Drinking Jenga/Quarters/Edward 40 Hands/Power Hour/Beer Pong/Crazy Dice/Circle of Death?

OF COURSE YOU DON'T

Because even though no self-respecting Lohan will get out of bed for anything less than a .2 BAC, binge drinking tends to make the rest of us a little fuzzy.  So save yourself the trouble of throwing money away only to wake up regretting it in the morning feeling like someone punched you in the face with a railroad tie and a small mammal died in your mouth.  Instead, throw your money at charity and feel like someone slapped you with happiness and good karma.

Bonus - take this challenge at the $50 level and I'll write 300 words of an imaginary drinking adventure featuring you as the main character!

TAKE THE BLACKOUT DRUNK CHALLENGE AND DONATE $25-$50